[O]n the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man -- for precisely the same reasons.
Saturday, May 23, 2026
Applicable(?) Aphorisms #20
Wordle 1799 Hint
Hint: One type makes a good pot roast; another is used to hold a drill bit.
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First Letter: C
Friday, May 22, 2026
I Knew This Would Happen
Wordle 1798 Hint
Hint: When you talk your way through the day's Wordle.
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First Letter: V
Thursday, May 21, 2026
A Linux Distribution You May Have Never Heard Of
Wordle 1797 Hint
Hint: When it comes to today's Wordle, I concur.
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First Letter: A
Wednesday, May 20, 2026
Semi-Annual Inclement Motorcycle Environment Time
Wordle 1796 Hint
Hint: A ruin (often of a ship), or the event that created its condition.
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First Letter: W
Tuesday, May 19, 2026
Pleased to Report ...
... that my app gripe from last week has resolved itself.
Or, rather, someone, but not me, resolved it.
InoReader (not an affiliate link) is no longer freezing up. Maybe there was a problem with the app itself and they fixed it, or maybe there was a problem in MX Linux that got fixed on an update, or maybe there was a problem in Microsoft Edge that got fixed in an update (I never spent enough time in other OSes or browsers to troubleshoot where the problem was).
So now InoReader is back to being, so far as I can tell, flawless and the absolute best RSS reader solution available anywhere.
Wordle 1795 Hint
Hint: First name (with, for example, Springfield, Hill, or Rhodes).
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First Letter: D
Monday, May 18, 2026
The Ultimate One-Paragraph Case for Free Trade ...
You want the benefits of free trade? Food is cheaper. Food is cheaper, clothes are cheaper, steel is cheaper, cars are cheaper, phone service is cheaper. You feel me building a rhythm here? That’s ’cause I’m a speechwriter and I know how to make a point. It lowers prices, it raises income. You see what I did with “lowers” and “raises” there? It’s called the science of listener attention. We did repetition, we did floating opposites, and now you end with the one that’s not like the others. Ready? Free trade stops wars. And that’s it. Free trade stops wars! And we figure out a way to fix the rest!
Wordle 1794 Hint
Hint: When you'd really rather not.
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First Letter: L
Sunday, May 17, 2026
Wordle 1793 Hint
Hint: An internal organizational rule.
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First Letter: B
Saturday, May 16, 2026
Applicable(?) Aphorisms #19
"The best revenge is not to be like your enemy." (Stoicism, Marcus Aurelius, Meditations 6:6)
True, false, good, bad, useful, not so useful, etc.? Discuss.
My thoughts:
Good advice, and also in a way yet another rephrasing of the golden rule: If you object to Characteristic X of your enemy's behavior, then Characteristic X is no more moral when you display it than when he or she displays it. It's not a good feeling to find yourself in the situation described by Pogo ("we have met the enemy and he is us").
Wordle 1792 Hint
Hint: The first one enjoys a competitive advantage.
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First Letter: M
Friday, May 15, 2026
Wordle 1791 Hint
Hint: Statement of faith or belief, e.g. Nicene and Athanasian.
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First Letter: C
Thursday, May 14, 2026
Interesting Response to the Linux "Age Verification" Nonsense
Software for humans of indeterminate age. We don't know how old you are. We don't want to know. We are legally required to ask. We won't.
Wordle 1790 Hint
Hint: To become atremble, possibly from uncertainty.
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First Letter: W
Wednesday, May 13, 2026
Wordle 1789 Hint
Hint: Versus the current fashion, today's Wordle is frumpish.
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First Letter: D
Tuesday, May 12, 2026
Some Thoughts on Meeting Inflation
Wordle 1788 Hint
Hint: Three kinds: Atomic, cuckoo, and grandfather.
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First Letter: C
Monday, May 11, 2026
The Latest App Gripe
Wordle 1787 Hint
Hint: Very recently (as in "wed").
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First Letter: N
Sunday, May 10, 2026
Wordle 1786 Hint
Hint: Inuit outerwear.
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First Letter: P
Saturday, May 09, 2026
Not My Use Case, But Still Pretty Cool
- A real-world range of at least 200 miles;
- A top speed that's well into usual interstate highway territory (80 mph bare minimum, but a burst of 100 mph is desirable for quick movement in emergency situations); and
- Fast DC charging.
- A price point similar to this bike.
- A lot more "public charging" infrastructure so that I wouldn't get stranded in East Asshole, Arkansas while on a cross-country trip.
Applicable(?) Aphorisms #18
Wordle 1785 Hint
Hint: A glossy fabric weave.
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First Letter: S
Friday, May 08, 2026
Interesting (Literally)
- Tariffs, as taxes on the import of goods, are initially paid by the importer, but mostly passed on to the final retail customer.
- Refunds of illegal tariffs are paid to those importers because it would be impractical (in many cases impossible) to track down everyone who paid an extra $5 on a $50 retail purchase.
- So the importers are getting their money back after having recouped much of that money from their downstream customers.
- And they're getting it back from those customers via taxation and government borrowing.
Wordle 1784 Hint
Hint: Today's Wordle is as shady as it gets.
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First Letter: U
Thursday, May 07, 2026
Wordle 1783 Hint
Hint: When you move, or move something or someone else, just a little bit.
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First Letter: B
Wednesday, May 06, 2026
Two Hypotheses on Sudden Delivery Problems
- It's college graduation time in Gainesville, Florida. In fact, University of Florida graduation was last weekend. If a lot of the evening contract drivers are students doing it part-time, there may have been a sudden exodus of graduates (and non-graduates going home for summer) that Walmart couldn't replace in a timely manner.
- Gas prices are up by 50% since Trump shit the bed in the Middle East. Which means the contractors aren't making as much money unless they're either getting bonuses to help cover the higher price of filling their tanks or are able to increase the number of deliveries they make per trip. Late evening delivery is probably less popular than other time frames, meaning less ability to stack a larger number of orders into one trip.
Wordle 1782 Hint
Hint: When you point out a resemblance.
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First Letter: L
Tuesday, May 05, 2026
Non Sequitur, Vote By Mail Edition
I’m in my 90s and I’ve given up driving. Voting by mail is my only option
Yep, only option.
Except for Uber.
Or a taxi, if those still exist in the writer's area.
Or asking a friend or relative for a ride to the polling place.
Or calling up the local party organization or political campaign of your choice, if they haven't already called you (in urban areas, election day is usually characterized by multiple phone calls offering voters transportation to the polls).
If you're 95 years old, there's a very good chance you live in some kind of "retirement community," ranging from "people have their own houses/apartments but there's infrastructure to support their needs" to full-on "nursing home." Many, maybe most, of those places provide transportion on both an individual basis ("I need to go to the doctor for my appointment") and group basis ("the van leaves for the mall at noon and returns at 3pm") as part of the package.
So it's highly unlikely that this writer's only option is to vote by mail. It's the most convenient. It's the least expensive. It's arguably more secure. But it's not the only option.
Interesting Easement Situation
Wordle 1781 Hint
Hint: It holds the door shut.
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First Letter: L
Monday, May 04, 2026
Wordle 1780 Hint
Hint: What you are when you wake up in the morning.
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First Letter: R
Sunday, May 03, 2026
Hypothesis: If I Don't Have Time, Just Add Weight
Around the beginning of March, I decided to re-commit to walking 10,000 steps a day.
Around the beginning of April, I jumped that up to 11,000 steps a day.
Good results so far. Slightly lower blood sugar and my weight is down by several pounds.
But for the beginning of May, I reconsidered the "add an extra thousand steps a day" formula.
Steps are time, and I already commit around an hour a day specifically to walking (above and beyond the steps I take in the normal course of getting things done). Usually in two 30-minute dedicated outings.
Unless I considerably pick up my pace, which is already fairly brisk, there's a limit to how many steps I can take in x minutes. Once I get below 200 pounds for the first time in 25 years or so, I may try to work some running into my daily step count, but between bad knees and an old lower back injury, I have to get the weight off first for it to be doable.
If I could figure out a way to get work done while walking, heck, I'd walk all day. It's been a few years since I did more than 15 miles or so at a stretch, but I'm sure I still could. I found out in the Marine Corps that I'm a genetic freak in that respect. If I'm in anything approaching good shape I can start walking and not stop until told to, with as much weight as I can carry hanging off me. But absent some kind of cool augmented reality glasses with a bespoke work setup built into them, when I'm walking, all I can really do is, um, walk.
So instead of taking more steps per day, I'm sticking to 11,000 steps ... while carrying barbell plates in a backpack on those dedicated walks.
Just got back from the first, one-hour, 2.x-mile test walk with 22 pounds (four 2.5kg plates) in the pack. Not only am I none the worse for wear, but the weight tends to correct my posture such that my back is hurting less than usual (good) and my quads are complaining some (good).
Wordle 1779 Hint
Hint: Edemic in appearance.
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First Letter: P
Saturday, May 02, 2026
Applicable(?) Aphorisms #17
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." (Taoism, Tao Te Ching 64)
True, false, good, bad, useful, not so useful, etc.? Discuss.
My thoughts:
A well-known one, and an obviously true one. You can't finish anything without starting it. You can think, dream, plan, but until you actually do the things, starting with the first thing, the things won't get done. I can't think of anything more to say about that, or imagine anything that anything else needs to be said.
Wordle 1778 Hint
Hint: When you go somewhere and take something with you.
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First Letter: B
Friday, May 01, 2026
I Expect Some Kind of Combat in the Persian Gulf Today
- While the war was wholly, completely, and unquestionably illegal from the start absent a congressional declaration of war, there's a fiction under the "War Powers Resolution" through which a president gets a 60-day free pass to do whatever he wants.
- That 60-day period ends today.
- The administration is claiming that the 60-day clock stopped with the declaration of a ceasefire.
- It's in the Iranian regime's interest to establish that no, the clock hasn't stopped because combat operations are ongoing, and the best way to do that is to do something requiring a US military response.
Wordle 1777 Hint
Hint: Consider solving today's Wordle a feather in your cap.
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First Letter: P
Thanks For Asking! -- 05/01/26
Thursday, April 30, 2026
I Finally Decided to Join a Veterans' Organization Again
Just Got More Fiber in My (Internet) Diet
Wordle 1776 Hint
Hint: As cookware goes, today's Wordle is kinda slow, but literally down to earth.
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First Letter: C
Wednesday, April 29, 2026
Wordle 1775 Hint
Hint: "Out in the country."
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First Letter: R
Tuesday, April 28, 2026
Wordle 1774 Hint
Hint: A charlatan/mountebank.
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First Letter: Q
Monday, April 27, 2026
OK, I Support Trump's Ballroom, But Only With Conditions
- The White House gets the big ballroom, where the Secret Service controls security 24/7 and has a facility they're familiar with every nook and cranny of. In return,
- Whoever's president hunkers down in the White House (and on its grounds) for four years instead of creating a public nuisance every time he or she wants to go somewhere via motorcade, Air Force One, or Marine One. He or she walks in on January 20 after being elected in November, and walks out on January 20 four years later to get sworn in again or pass the baton. In between, no outside excursions except for medical treatment that can only be provided at a full hospital rather than in-house.
A Nice Tool for the Alternative-OS-Curious
- Install Ventoy on a USB.
- Copy the .iso files for any and all operating system you're interested in to that USB.
- Boot your machine from the USB.
Wordle 1773 Hint
Hint: That "hair on the back of your neck stands up" feeling.
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First Letter: E
Sunday, April 26, 2026
Even I Can Admit That Tariffs Occasionally Produce Good (Unintended) Results
Applicable(?) Aphorisms #16
"Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without." (Buddhism, Dhammapada 20:28)
True, false, good, bad, useful, not so useful, etc.? Discuss.
My thoughts:
Many religions include an introspective element aside from appeals to deity, and many schools of philosophy focus on the thinker's internal mental state rather than on action or external stimuli (some philosophies even doubt the reality of the latter).
But this particular aphorism really works in all such settings to the extent that "peace" is itself a mental state, presumably equating to "happiness" or "calm" or "contentment." You may or may not be able to affect things external to your mind in ways conducive to that mental state, but most people, most of the time, can probably work directly with that mental state to quiet the roar of negativity.
Wordle 1772 Hint
Hint: Superficial shine.
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First Letter: G
Saturday, April 25, 2026
Wordle 1771 Hint
Hint: They're more than half the population, but -- contrary to the conventional wisdom among the other fraction concerning driving skill -- are involved in less than half of auto accidents.
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First Letter: W
Friday, April 24, 2026
An Almost Guaranteed Way to Make it Rain ...
Wordle 1770 Hint
Hint: Please don't drive in this condition.
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First Letter: D
Thursday, April 23, 2026
Wordle 1769 Hint
Hint: Even people who finally stopped calling X by its old name usually still call an X post this.
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First Letter: T
Wednesday, April 22, 2026
Did SegWit Really Fix Anything?
Periodic Complaint About Proton Drive, w/ Petition Appeal
Wordle 1768 Hint
Hint: A way of sawing logs that requires no trees and produces no lumber.
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First Letter: S
Tuesday, April 21, 2026
Wordle 1767 Hint
Hint: A clod or cluster.
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First Letter: C
Monday, April 20, 2026
Wordle 1766 Hint
Hint: It's good when you do it with yarn, but bad when you do it on the road.
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First Letter: W
Sunday, April 19, 2026
A Rather Dry April So Far
- Not as frequent a need for mowing.
- Time to de-tarp the Jayco pop-camper and remediate leak problems without worrying about a sudden storm. I've already given the roof one coast of elastomeric sealant and may get the second coat done today. Since I'm not willing to spend three figures on brand new canvas for the pop-outs, I'm looking at various tarp alternative that hopefully won't be quite so ugly.
Wordle 1765 Hint
Hint: The highwayman's alleged first and adamant comand (the second is "deliver").
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First Letter: S
Saturday, April 18, 2026
Applicable(?) Aphorisms #15
"Who is rich? One who is content with his portion." (Judaism, Pirkei Avot 4:1)
True, false, good, bad, useful, not so useful, etc.? Discuss.
My thoughts:
There are at least three ways to read this one. In no particular order:
- As a quasi-Buddhist caution against striving/desire, linking enlightenment as "riches" to avoiding ambition and the chase for material wealth.
- As a classist "don't try to rise above your station in life" admonition.
- Or, far more simply, an invitation to let one's self experience happiness whatever one's situation may be
Wordle 1764 Hint
Hint: A sycophant or flunky.
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First Letter: T
Friday, April 17, 2026
I've Pretty Much Made Up My Mind ...
Wordle 1763 Hint
Hint: A beautiful woman; or, a B-17 bomber named for Memphis.
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First Letter: B
