These Guys Are Out Of My League On More Than Just Football

According to Men's Journal:

“I don’t want to offend anybody, I never understood the reason that somebody would want to wear Gucci, or some of these high-end brands,” Kelce told the New York Times. “It’s never appealed to me. I would much rather wear something that symbolized a blue-collar worker as opposed to a suit."

Kelce clearly hinted at younger brother Travis' [s]penchant for wearing expensive clothing while making public appearances with billionaire girlfriend Taylor Swift.

And I do agree with him on his opinion of Travis's clothing choices. Some time back, I went to look at a "trucker's hat," aka a baseball cap, Kelce The Younger was wearing in a photo I saw. IIRC, it was priced at $80. Yes, a baseball cap. Heck, maybe it's a quality baseball cap, but if they're charging more than $10-15 for it, it's very pricy IMO.

So I went to check out American Giant, the "made entirely in America" company Kelce The Younger just announced some kind of brand partnership with (pursuant to which he made the comments about "high-end brands").

Their t-shirts start at $40, and most of them are $55 and up. Polo and Henley style shirts seem to start at $100. Jeans, $175. Sweat shorts, $88. But their trucker hat is "only" $50, so I guess they're somewhat cheaper than Travis's speed.

OK, look, I'm a cheapskate. I admit it. I often shop for clothing at thrift stores and yard sales or, yeah, buy cheap stuff (until Trump's tariffs) at Temu. But I also buy some new clothing at such "high-end" outlets as Walmart, Rural King, and Sam's Club. I'm willing to go as much as $20 for a nice pair of jeans or $10-12 for a shirt I really want.

Jason Kelce v. Travis Kelce on clothing seems to be a difference of degree, with both of them located close to each other and far, far away from me. If I'm paying $100 for a shirt, it needs to be a Chiefs or Eagles jersey signed by Travis or Jason and maybe even game-worn. Which, yeah, I know is never going to happen.

I love both those guys. I love them on the football field (Jason almost made me an Eagles fan before retiring), I love their podcast, etc. But I have to suspec they're a little out of touch with what constitutes "high-end" clothing.

Wordle 1411 Hint

Hint: Today's Wordle avoids work whenever possible.

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First Letter: I

Which Is More "Hostile and Political?"

Imposing massive tax hikes on American consumers?

Or showing those consumers just how big those tax hikes are?

The White House says the latter.

I disagree.

If You Thought Trump Was Going To Protect You From Bad Cops ...

... well, if you can read this, you're probably not dumb enough to have ever thought Trump was going to protect bad cops.

But either way, Trump has now formally announced his intention to protect bad cops from you.

And to use the military to up-arm and up-armor them even more, of course.

Wordle 1410 Hint

Hint: Some equate it with ignorance.

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First Letter: B

Wordle 1409 Hint

Hint: Today's Wordle's career options include crash testing.

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First Letter: D

Is Microsoft's Algorithm Unintentionally Helping Me With Wordle?

Here's my Wordle solution for yesterday:

I can actually explain how I immediately jumped from "TORSE" to "CLASH":

1. If my starting word is wrong, I try to use a "C" in my second guess.
2. What comes after an "S" in the next-to-last spot? "E" is a good guess, but that's already eliminated. "H" is pretty high on the likely list. I thought about "SLUSH," but try not to use the same letter twice unless it's obvious or I'm running low on guesses.

Definitely some luck there, but it just seemed like a good guess.

BUT!

It just so happened that my Microsoft-powered "new tab" page had, a few moments before I did Wordle, shown me some click bait related to a band -- The Clash.  So that word was on my mind.

I have to wonder if their algorithm didn't do something like "this user plays Wordle; this user tends to click on stories about music, definitely including 70s/80s punk; today's Wordle answer is CLASH; hey, intersection of clickability!"

It's not the first time I've noticed that the Wordle answer seems related to stuff I noticed on my "new tab" page right after I opened that "new tab" page and prepared to click on my Wordle bookmark.

Wordle 1408 Hint

Hint: Like my yard when I don't get around to mowing it in a timely manner.

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First Letter: W

Wisconsin Apparently Needs Better Bailiff Training

According to CNBC, judge Hannah Dugan was abducted "on courthouse property" for the "crime" of having informed members of the ICE gang that they needed a real warrant rather than a fake warrant if they wanted to arrest someone there, afterward assisting their would-be victim in exiting the courthouse without encountering the gang's enforcers (unfortunately they did catch him outside).

If the bailiffs had done their jobs correctly, the thugs who came to a courthouse to kidnap a judge would have left in body bags, not with their target.

Wordle 1407 Hint

Hint: Like stripes with polka dots, or Strummer with Jones.

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First Letter: C

Wordle 1406 Hint

Hint: Once you've solved today's Wordle, that solution will describe its own status with respect to you.

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First Letter: K

Motorcycle Trunk: First Impressions

 It finally arrived (shipped by sea and took its time)!

That's the new motorcycle "trunk," mounted on the Italica Bulldog 150.

Let me get the negatives out of the way first, since they're fairly minor:

• No mounting instructions included, just a bunch of hardware to sort through, some of which I used and some of which I didn't. I can see why there aren't any instructions -- every bike is a little different, so the mounting procedure and hardware will be different too. I got it all sorted, but at least some kind of rough diagram seems like a necessity for those even less mechanically inclined than myself.
• Quality? Meh. I would not have purchased this at the standard Temu retail pricing of $35-$45 (depending on vendor). I got one of those "buy $20 worth of stuff, get a big discount on one item" offers, and used it to get this down to $8 or so. That's reasonable, about what I'd have paid for something as nice or nicer at at thrift store or garage sale. It's not terrible in terms of materials or construction. Just nothing to write home about. I expect it to shatter in any significant crash, which is no big deal since I will also shatter in any significant crash and not be worried about the damn trunk.
• Effect on riding experience, only mildly negative, and that's all about it being harder to swing a leg over and get on or off the bike. I don't think the aerodynamics are a problem, as the box isn't really any wider than I am when I'm sitting in front of it. I didn't notice any performance impact, but I only took it out for a couple of miles to see if it would vibrate loose.

The positive:

• It didn't vibrate loose. If I decide to keep the thing on there long-term, I'll throw some thread locker on the bolts and re-tighten them.
• It's big enough to hold my full face helmet (and then some), which means I don't have to keep the helmet in the house and don't have to lug the helmet around every store I go into.
• It locks, so my helmet and other stuff probably won't get stolen unless the whole bike gets stolen with them.
• It's probably big enough to hold most of my things for one- or two-day trips. If not, I can remove the trunk, throw my saddlebags over the rear rack, and re-attach the trunk.

I haven't decided how I feel about how it looks. Kinda big, overpowers the look of a small bike. I'm leaning toward keeping it off most of the time and only attaching it when I really need that particular kind/quantity of cargo hauling capacity.

If So, Huzzah!

I haven't seen Sinners yet, and may not see it on the big screen. But it looks like lots of vampire-themed fun and I'll definitely see it at some point, in some format:

One bold claim I've seen in several places -- here's Eileen Jones's version at Jacobin -- is that it's "it’s not a sequel, reboot, or adaptation of anything." Truly original, maybe even escaping the frequent verdict that every movie plot is, in one way or another, just a Shakespeare re-hash.

I'm not sure about that, but the less obviously reliant it is on previously existing "intellectual property," the better.

I'm not going to pretend that I dislike all sequels, prequels, spinoffs, and reboots. Sometimes the second go-round is better than the first (the TV version of Buffy the Vampire Slayer versus the original movie, for example, and the TV version of The Punisher versus the John Travolta / Thomas Jane movie come to mind). But I do get tired of damn near everything being either an eternal franchise or a supposedly "fresh" retread of an old thing that doesn't even bother to change the title, the main characters, etc.

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Hint: Barbara Eden played this bottled Basenji export.

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First Letter: G

I'm Shocked -- Shocked!

Not that Ron and Casey DeSantis are corrupt scumbags. That's been obvious pretty much from the start.

But it's at least a little shocking that even Republican politicians are starting to mention it.

Wordle 1404 Hint

Hint: A trivial name for catena-trioxygen.

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First Letter: O

Wordle 1403 Hint

Hint: Not necessarily an artist, but very visible/showy concerning one's interest in art.

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First Letter: A

After The Actual "Health Insurance" Complaint, Here's The Prospective One

I was discussing this with Tamara just the other day.

She wears a Fitbit, and so do I. I used to wear an Amazfit 5 Band, but then sequential research studies offered me free Fitbits to participate and I said yes (with the second study, I offered to just link my existing Fitbit for them, but they apparently found it procedurally easier to just give me a new one -- so now I should be in Fitbits for several years).

Anyway, wearing a "fitness tracker" -- not just a step counter, but a device that follows your heart rate, blood oxyen, sleep patterns, etc., and syncs with a phone app -- is well on its way to becoming a norm (a quick Bing search says that 21% of Americans wear one), and presumably these devices are going to continue getting less expensive to produce.

I predict that at some point, "health insurance" companies will begin offering, and later requiring or all but requiring wearing of, "free" fitness trackers to the "insured."

It will start off as one of those "aren't we great, free stuff!" things, and then eventually move on to you finding out that if you don't average at least x steps a day, etc., your co-pays go up.

Does anyone disagree (if you think you might, consider that car insurance companies are already on a similar track)?

I happen to like a fitness tracker, and I don't mind sharing the data mine collects with researchers (especially since they pay me in addition to providing pretty nice devices). But I may start looking around for the most privacy-centric fitness tracker to use when I'm not participating in a research study.

I Doubt I'm In A Class By Myself ...

... and at some point I expect to receive an invitation to formally become part of a particular class, where the word "class" implies "class action lawsuit."

I expect the defendants to be a number of "insurance" companies, i.e. PPOs and/or HMOs.

The plaintiffs will be people like me who've had an experience like the following:

1. My doctor prescribes a drug from the new class of zippity-doo-dah anti-diabetes / pro-weight-loss, etc. "miracle" drugs, e.g. Mounjaro, Ozempic, etc.;
2. My pharmacy informs me that the insurer has rejected the prescription and requires that it be filled by another pharmacy;
3. The other pharmacy informs me that they can't fill it until they receive a "prior authorization," which must be requested of the insurer by my doctor;
4. My doctor requests the "prior authorization;"
5. 
   
   
   
6. The "prior authorization" eventually arrives and I'm able to fill the prescription. One Time. Then;
7. The pharmacy informs me that my doctor will need to get a new "prior authorization," or change the dosage, or something;
8. Rinse and reuse some variation of the above sequence.

For the last 15 years or so, I've been on several prescription medications.

This is the only such medication I've had anything like this kind of situation with.

It's fairly obvious that the insurers (I'm sure mine isn't the only one, if for no other reason than that it is one branch of a company with subsidiaries all over the US) are trying to save money by slow-walking provision of the drugs, with a certain number of people just giving up on getting the drugs, dying while waiting for the drugs, etc.

I'm not the litigious type. In fact, I've never personally sued anyone, nor have I ever joined a "class action" suit as a plaintiff (I have received a few small settlements after those settlements have been reached, pursuant to being informed I'm eligible because I qualify as part of the "class").

What I'd like to see happen is for my "insurer" to just stop fucking around and letting my pharmacy provide the drugs I'm prescribed, with whatever reasonable applicable co-pay.

But at this point, when and if I do hear of litigation over this matter, I'll sign on as quick as I get handed a pen.

Wordle 1402 Hint

Hint: What Tennyson's Gareth stared at.

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First Letter: S

I Guess I Can Take Comfort ...

... that what seems to be a case of the flu isn't part of some kind of major outbreak in my area.

It's not terrible as flu -- or whatever it is -- goes, but annoying. I started feeling lousy yesterday -- runny nose, body aches, fatigue, scratchy throat, but no fever -- and didn't feel any better this morning. My Fitbit sleep score was "fair," but I didn't wake feeling rested.

Kinda sucks. I had planned on attending Easter sunrise service, but didn't feel well enough to (aside from which much of our church's congregation is older and/or immuno-compromised, and I wouldn't want to get anyone else sick.

At least I was able to justify not writing a weekend Garrison Center column. You know, holiday.

Wordle 1401 Hint

Hint: Where you might find berries, briers, or both.

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First Letter: P

What You Expect And What You Get Are Not Always The Same Thing

I've been plotting for weeks to turn my not-currently-in-use Raspberry Pi 4B into a voice assistant machine using something called Mycroft, in a device-specific format called Picroft.

The essential remaining hardware bit (a cheap Chinese USB mic) arrived the other day, so this morning I burned the Picroft disk image to a USB card, set up the Pi, plugged in the mic and a speaker, booted the thing up ...

... and discovered, while searching for the meaning of strange error messages online, that the Mycroft/Picroft projects are apparently dead and have been for some time.

Oddly, none of that showed up during my original research into implementing the thing.

Not the end of the world. There are apparently newer, better, similar projects. Maybe I'll get one selected and set up next week so I can tell you about something that worked instead of about something that failed.

My main interest in Mycroft/Picroft was that my information wouldn't be going to Amazon for its proprietary business use (including potential forwarding to government agencies), as it does with Alexa. I'm not sure that the available alternatives will preserve any privacy (they seem to be hooking into Large Language Model AI stuff), but I doubt they'll be any worse as far as all that goes.

Wordle 1400 Hint

Hint: Where you look to see if you've got new email.

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First Letter: I

Wordle 1399 Hint

Hint: Music to mourn to.

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First Letter: D

Wordle 1398 Hint

Hint: You probably did this a little while after the last time you sat down.

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First Letter: S

Donald Moynihan Says It Like It's A Bad Thing

This, that is:

If Musk and DOGE truly cared about closing the deficit or tax fairness, they would increase the modernization investments at the IRS. But their revealed preference is for a tax system that does not trouble the wealthy unduly, and makes taxation more voluntary, a tip jar for public services.

There are two morally justifiable ways to get paid for providing "public services":

• Voluntary contracts for those services; or
• A tip jar.

Demanding the money and threatening to harm those who don't cough up isn't "tax fairness." It's just extortion.

If politicians spend more money than they've already extorted from you on the promise to extort even more from you later, that doesn't make you a criminal, it just highlights their criminality.

As for the supposed "public services," the premise Moynihan is operating from -- that nobody will pay for them except under threat of force -- reveals their true value.

Jealous Much?

I can't say I'm a huge Katy Perry fan -- I don't find her music much more compelling than Taylor Swift's, which is a pretty low bar from my vantage point (that probably has a lot more to do with my age and life as lived in relation to music than it does with the talent or work ethic of either of those two).

But all the whining and grumbling and hostile mockery of the lady for going to space kinda pisses me off. 

I mean, if you're too dumb to want to go to space, I get it.

But she didn't harm you in any way.

All she did was something you probably don't have the guts to do -- climb into a can on top of an explosive mix of 13,000 pounds of kerosene and 100,000 pounds of hydrogen peroxide and let someone light that candle under you, flinging you 62 miles into the air.

Get over yourselves.

Wordle 1397 Hint

Hint: Today's Wordle is about right versus wrong.

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First Letter: M

One Thing I've Noticed About Writer's Block ...

... is that it tends to coincide with Tamara traveling. She's out of town this week.

That always throws my schedule out of whack, in part because particular "beats" of my day -- morning coffee talk, evening how was your day stuff, etc. -- go missing, in part because I pick up some household duties that aren't normally mine, etc.

Re-thinking the post title, it's not so much "writer's block" as "writer's uncertainty." I don't always run e.g. my Garrison Center columns past her eyes before publishing for help catching typos or other problems, but I always know I can do that, even if it means calling her at work and telling her to read an email with a column's text in it.

When "work" is a thousand miles away and mostly consists of meetings she can't take a quick break from, I can't do that. So I worry, which makes writing go more slowly and has me hitting "publish" on stuff without that safety blanket.

Wordle 1396 Hint

Hint: Pale gray, like the burnt part of charcoal.

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First Letter: A

Wordle 1395 Hint

Hint: You might find today's Wordle on top of a hill, or on top of a bird's head.

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First Letter: C

Wordle 1394 Hint

Hint: You seem to think today's Wordle is some kind of joke.

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First Letter: L

Wordle 1393 Hint

Hint: This medical job title might have any of several words before (e.g. "registered") or after (e.g. "practitioner") it.

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First Letter: N

A Possible Trade War Silver Lining?

Don't get me wrong: I'm not going to be like one of those idiots who tries to convince you that war is good for an economy because so much stuff gets destroyed that there's lots of money to be made rebuilding it. 

War is bad.

Trade war is a perverse form of war  -- one in which regimes purposely harm "their own people" with tariffs and other trade restrictions, making "their own people" poorer in hopes of also harming their opponent regimes. There's nothing morally right, practically beneficial, or non-pea-brained about it.

BUT!

Even the worst ideas usually have at least some silver linings.

The one I'm thinking of in this case is: Smuggling.

If tariffs are high enough and/or restrictions are onerous enough, smuggling can be good business. Higher tariffs mean that you can charge higher prices and still under-sell the "legal" market. Tougher restrictions mean you can sell goods people want but can't get on the "legal" market.

If consumers have to pay $1.00 for "legally imported" widgets of a reasonably popular kind, but can get "smuggled" widgets of that kind for 99 cents, there's going to be a market for "smuggled" widgets. Likewise, if they can't get those "legally imported" widgets at all, there will be a market for "smuggled" widgets.

I'm an odd duck in that I'd rather pay $1.01 for a "smuggled" widget than $1.00 for a "legally imported" widget on principle, because I'd rather give smugglers additional profit than give the government a rake-off.

Most people aren't like me ... but most people are trying to get by, which means that the longer this trade war crap goes on and the worse it gets, the bigger the gray/black market will become. Probably not good enough to make the tariff/trade war crap economically "worth it" by completely collapsing the regime, but at least a nice partial offset to the regime's fuckery.

Wordle 1392 Hint

Hint: A pre-gunpowder projectile.

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A Hypothesis

I'm as guilty as anyone of just automatically putting down Trump's idiotic trade/tariff policy moves to stupidity.

While there's a possibility that he's an asset of a foreign adversary regime whose goal is to crater the US economy for that adversary regime's benefit, it seems like a very low-probability thing.

When I woke up this morning thinking about his latest flip-flop on tariffs, a third possibility suddenly occurred to me -- one that seems much more likely than the "foreign asset" idea and at least close to as likely as him just being a fucking idiot.

Hypothesis:

Trump has proxies buying, selling, shorting, etc. stocks and bonds based on inside knowledge of what he's about to do next, knocking down millions (at least) every time he "changes his mind."

That would track well with his scam artist history.

But also with his apparent idiocy, for which there's more immediately available evidence.

Update: Within hours of my musing, an anti-Trump US Senator is "demanding answers from the White House and Office of Government Ethics about whether anyone in the Trump family or administration profited off of this tariff chaos through insider trading."

Wordle 1391 Hint

Hint: A charger, but not for batteries.

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First Letter: T

A Garden, Again

It's been a couple of years since I tried to have a garden, but this morning I ordered some seeds and tilled some ground.

Of the various things I've grown in north Florida, most have either failed completely or proven to be a lot more trouble than they're worth. So I'm keeping it minimal and simple and going with two things that definitely come out well (cucumbers because Tamara likes them in salad, green onions because I use them in a number of ways), one thing that I think will do OK (romaine, because Liam and I are partial to caesar salads ... but I don't recall trying it before), and maybe one other thing that I've had at least some success with (small "cherry" tomatoes that are useful in a number of ways).

I've ordered the seeds for the first three and will try to get to a local garden center for tomato seedlings shortly.

I should probably be more ambitious, because I expect food prices to skyrocket and food abilities to become limited over the next year, initially because of Trump's idiot tariffs and then as harvest times hit because of Trump's idiot immigrant abduction program.

Will Donald Trump Still Be President One Year From Now?

If I was betting, I'd bet against.

He's about to turn 79, he visibly touts an unhealthy diet and lifestyle, and his dementia (that malady seems to have secondary health implications) seems to be worsening.

He's also pissing off a lot of powerful people who, depending on which faction they're part of, may not always get to choose who becomes president, but who are pretty good at deciding who doesn't get to remain president, and not necessarily just at election time.

Wordle 1390 Hint

Hint: Borlaug's work with it won him the Nobel Peace Prize.

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First Letter: W

Wordle 1389 Hint

Hint: Extra, as in tire or rib.

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First Letter: S

Wordle 1388 Hint

Hint: A popular nut (or the Baxters' maid).

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First Letter: H

Why I Just Don't Bother With "Protests" Anymore

I'm pretty sure the last one I attended -- and that as a writer/observer, not really a participant -- was when Richard Spencer spoke at the University of Florida in October of 2017.

I used to be a regular at anti-war protests, Libertarian Party inclusion protests outside the rigged presidential/vice-presidential "debates," etc.

But eventually I decided two things:

1. Nobody cares about protests these days. No matter how many warm bodies you put on the ground waving signs, yelling slogans, etc., you're not changing any minds. To the extent that people notice at all, mostly via mass media, the collective response varies from yawns to outrage at any rioting/property damage that might coincide with your event (whether you intended that to happen or not); and
2. Any "message" that does successfully get "sent" will inevitably be a very mixed and muddled one. I can't count the number of times during the run-up to the Iraq invasion when some speaker would try to hijack the thing. "This isn't just about the war, it's about single-payer healthcare." "This isn't just about the war, it's about police violence." "This isn't just about the war, it's about unionizing workplaces." Every time I marched against the war, my presence there was used to support other causes that I might actually oppose or at least just not care about, and even if I did care about them the hijacking reduced whatever power the main message might convey.

And keep in mind that unless the protest is on a college campus and you happen to be a student with free time (or who doesn't care about missing classes), attending a protest can be a considerable investment in terms of time (with possible financial implications) and risk (of, for example, arrest) that has to be planned for.

Back when I believed protests could make a difference, in a direction I supported, sure, OK, I'd make it a point to be present.

Once I stopped believing that, the only incentives became:

1. Hanging out with friends who reliably show up for that kind of thing, and
2. Getting material to write something about.

Those aren't terrible incentives, but there are usually other methods of enjoying them.

My impression of the "Hands Off" protests this weekend is that things I agree with ("hands off immigrants," for example) would be largely overshadowed by things I don't agree with ("hands off the government spending that subsidizes my personal preferences," for example -- one I ran into circa the 2010 "Tea Party" rallies where the "don't touch my Medicare/Social Security benefits!" crowd was at least as loud as any "limited government" message).

So ... nah, didn't bother.

I won't say "never again," but it will take more than that to get me to give up a good part of my day, arrange travel/parking, risk getting or contrive to get arrested, etc.

Wordle 1387 Hint

Hint: A big country house (or a Mexican revolutionary).

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First Letter: V

Wordle 1386 Hint

Hint: Bubbly (like the top of a just-poured pint of beer).

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First Letter: F

I Guess It Had To Happen Sooner Or Later ...

Ben Shapiro is finally right about something!

Italica Bulldog 150 Acceleration

It isn't, and won't likely ever be, an especially fast bike. But I'm not unhappy with the acceleration as measured by the Dragger app (not an affiliate link) since the variator upgrade (I didn't have the app, or attempt to measure acceleration:

• 0-40 miles per hour, 8.59 seconds
• Quarter mile, 22.68 seconds (only a couple of seconds slower than my 1978 Chevy Chevette!)

I don't have a 0-60 measurement because I only hit 56 miles per hour. That took 24.59 seconds.

Wordle 1385 Hint

Hint: They're tiny crustaceans, but collectively they weigh hundreds of millions of tons.

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First Letter: K

Not Even A Good Try

"I command you to maintain an arbitrary distance, mentioned nowhere in traffic laws, between your vehicle and mine! And by the way, it's not my job to keep my shit in my vehicle so that my shit doesn't damage your vehicle!"

Wordle 1384 Hint

Hint: How one makes money from sheep (without slaughtering them first).

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First Letter: S

The Jury May Still Be Out ...

... but, beyond reasonable doubt, Donald Trump is either a fucking idiot of never before seen proportions or a knowing, intentional domestic enemy of the American people. Those are really the only two plausible conclusions consistent with this insanity.

Wordle 1383 Hint

Hint: A "dirty" word or words, whether in the form of general profanity or wishing ill upon another.

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First Letter: C

One Of My Favorite Times Of Day To Ride A Motorcycle ...

... is the period between dawn and just after sunrise. That's usually the least windy and least rainy time of day. There's enough light to see, but the sun isn't in your eyes and the glare of headlights isn't as noxious.

In some places, it's also a fairly low-traffic time of day ... but not in my area. Lots of commuters are starting to filter into Gainesville from Archer, Levy County, etc. and there may also be school buses making frequent stops.

So while my ride out to Archer this morning to drop something at the post office was "full speed ahead," the ride back from Archer involved multiple slow-downs, lines at the only traffic light along the way that held people through two cycles instead of one, etc. But both directions made for nice, relaxing, enjoyable rides.

According to Fuelly, the Italica Bulldog 150 got 67.9 miles per gallon on its last tank of gas. Interesting, because the main usage on that tank consisted of a full-speed 40+ mile trip out past Bronson and back. I think the variator modification to get RPMs down at top speed may have changed the mileage equation from "better in town, worse in the country" to the other way around.

Thanks For Asking! -- 04/01/25

It's April Fooling Around Time! Ask me anything in comments, I'll answer in (or linked from) comments.

Yes, you can create multiple Disqus accounts to ask really stupid questions, but please, for everyone's sake try to be at least as interesting as Roy D. Mercer.

Wordle 1382 Hint

Hint: A good watch -- mechanical, not digital! -- contains at least 17 of today's Wordle.

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First Letter: J