Saturday, August 29, 2026

Yes, I Have an Erection



The tent is not finished, but it's up. As you can see, it's a little cock-eyed. I haven't even checked to see if the center pole is plumb.

I see no point in straightening it up right now, because I need to order some industrial grade tent pegs. The ones that came with the tent are just not sufficient for keeping a grip on this sandy Florida soil. I'll get the tent in good trim when those arrive and I'm pulling up pegs anyway.

The office move will probably be next weekend -- I'm awaiting rugs, I have a desk to assemble, etc.

BEHOLD! I AM KN@PPSTER, DESTROYER OF CARPENTRY CONVENTIONS!


Yes, it's ugly -- I don't need the pseudonymous troll to tell me it looks like shit, I knew it would look like shit before I built it.  An extra $1.5k would have meant a nice-looking and more durable deck, but I only need 3-5 years out of this one and I'd rather spend the $1.5k on a motorcycle.

It's kinda sorta mostly square at 17' x 17' (the tent which shall rest on it is a little over 16' in diameter)

It's kinda sorta mostly level in most places (there may be some shimming/leveling of internal furnishings, adjustments in number of rug layers, etc. to get it closer).

In places, it is definitely not flush (I assume there's a standard pallet height, but obviously the pallets I used were not built in a lab where men in white coats used calibers to get the tolerances down to thousandths of an inch).

That turquoise stuff under the front end is the remainder of the 20' tarp that I tucked over before nailing down the last pieces of plywood. I may cut it out once I figure out whether it's good or bad for controlling moisture underneath.

The pallet sticking out of the front end is one of three that I've been using as a porch for the Jayco 806-SD camper office. They'll serve the same purpose for the tent, and I'll probably grab two more regular pallets from the Ace Hardware down the road from me ($2 each!) to put on either side to support a deck box, trash can, etc.

Next, the tent. Probably SOME time this weekend.

Wordle 1897 Hint

Hint: I asked the nurse to be positive, she but she said "oh, negative -- I know your type." 

Not Enough? Get the first letter of today's Wordle below.

New to Wordle? You can play it at the New York Times, and here are some thoughts on how I go about solving each day's puzzle.






First Letter: B