Wednesday, January 31, 2024
Election 2024: "Toss-Up" States and How They're Looking at the Moment
Wordle 956 Hint
Hint: Like a package of unwieldy size/weight, or a quantity of junk mail sorted by ZIP code.
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First Letter: B
Tuesday, January 30, 2024
Already a Pretty Big Day for Me ...
So, Can Florida Expel, Denaturalize, and Deport Ron DeSantis?
I promised to be the most pro-Somalia congresswoman in America and our bold agenda for my upcoming Business Development Mission to Somalia includes many historic firsts and strengthens Minnesota’s ties with Somalia ... -- US Representative Ilhan Omar, D-MNOh, wait, that's not US Representative Ilhan Omar of Minnesota talking about Somalia, it's governor Ron DeSantis of Florida talking about Israel.
We are going to stand with our Muslim brothers and sisters and we are absolutely going to stand strong in support of the Minnesota-Somalia relationship. -- US Representative Ilhan Omar, D-MNNope. Florida's DeSantis on Israel, not Minnesota's Omar on Somalia.
Wordle 955 Hint
Hint: When the principal or school board (rather than Alice Cooper) tells someone school's out forever.
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First Letter: E
Monday, January 29, 2024
Election 2024: Two States That Are Going to Deserve Attention
In 2020, Donald Trump carried North Carolina ... barely. He pulled 49.93% of the vote to Joe Biden's 48.59%.
The third party, independent, and write-in vote totaled 1.48% of the vote, more or less "covering the spread" between the two.
Trump over-performed versus his polling. In fact, every poll listed at 538 that collected data into November had Biden up by anywhere from 1% to 6%.
So, what's it look like for 2024?
Well, almost every poll listed at 538 (the last one was in December) has Trump up on Biden by a substantial margin, even with RFK Jr. included.
BUT!
At the moment, it looks like RFK Jr. will be in the race -- North Carolina is one of the states where he's creating a "We the People" party for ballot access purposes (apparently it's easier to get on the ballot there with a party than as an independent).
Another of those states is Texas, which Trump carried by a larger margin than North Carolina, but a smaller margin than you might guess -- 5.58%, with the third party and write-in vote coming in at 1.46%, nowhere near "covering the spread."
If Kennedy does fairly well in those states -- even, say, 5% -- and if the polling indicating that more of his votes come from people who would support Trump than Biden in a two-way contest without Kennedy in the mix is correct, then Democrats have an excellent shot at North Carolina's 15 electoral votes and at least a plausible shot at Texas's 38 electoral votes.
This One Weird Trick For Axing Trump's Presidential Aspirations By Admitting He Was Right The Whole Time
- Announce a determination by e.g. the US Department of Justice that, in fact, Trump was right the whole time -- he did win the 2020 presidential election, and is the rightful president of the United States!;
- Invite him to immediately move into the White House and serve out the remainder of his rightful second term;
- Inform Congress that any electoral votes won by Trump are void since he is ineligible for election, having twice been elected.
Wordle 954 Hint
Hint: Like Twiggy, from the waist down.
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First Letter: L
Sunday, January 28, 2024
A Chance to Flog a Podcast and Disagree With One of Its Guests
Wordle 953 Hint
Hint: Maybe the fire is mostly out, but this piece is still aglow.
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First Letter: E
Saturday, January 27, 2024
Wordle 952 Hint
Hint: If that thing you were looking for was today's Wordle, it would have bit you.
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First Letter: S
Friday, January 26, 2024
I Said I Might, So I Did
Wordle 951 Hint
Hint: Instead of giving you a real Wordle hint today, I'm just going to hang back, seemingly distant and unattentive.
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First Letter: A
Thursday, January 25, 2024
I Think It Might Actually Make Things Worse
- Amend the US Constitution to limit the president to a single (in some versions, six-year) term; and
- Legally provide for automatic, unappealable, mandatory public execution of each president upon expiration of his or her term.
Wordle 950 Hint
Hint: Don't be fooled by the rocks J-Lo's got, you know where she's from.
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First Letter: B
Wednesday, January 24, 2024
Election 2024: Should Nikki Haley Drop Out or Stay In?
Wordle 949 Hint
Hint: Two examples of today's Wordle would be a piece of the True Cross and the blood of St. Januarius.
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First Letter: R
Tuesday, January 23, 2024
The CyberGeek Nano J1 Linux Mini PC at Five Months
Wordle 948 Hint
Hint: You could use one to purify water, or to turn a mash into a whiskey.
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First Letter: S
Monday, January 22, 2024
This One Weird Trick for Draining Liquid ...
- Place a rolled up chamois ("shammy" if you prefer MURICAN) in the liquid in the more highly placed container;
- Let it soak up plenty of liquid;
- Pick up one end of the chamois, while leaving the other end in the liquid, and place the end you picked up in the lower container;
- Squeeze the lower end of the chamois to start liquid draining into the lower container;
- Go away.
Wordle 947 Hint
Hint: One word can be used to describe two completely different Wordle methods. The first method is based on making small, carefully considered adjustments. The second method is based on shouting out wild guesses while under the influence of methamphetamine. I recommend the first method, but hey, you do you.
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First Letter: T
Sunday, January 21, 2024
New Hampshire Primary Musings
Smart Move
Per an email newsetter from the Forward Party:
The Forward Party will not run a presidential candidate in 2024, nor will the organization endorse a candidate running in either legacy party primary.
It's unlikely to be a good year for third party / independent candidacies, with the possible exception of RFK Jr.
A single-issue or strongly ideological party can poll below 1% and keep on trucking.
A "good government" party with limited ballot access (Forward has three states so far) and minus an incredibly well-known presidential candidate probably can't. If Forward ran a candidate and ended up getting 100,000 votes nationwide, that would be the end of their hope for being considered "serious" or ever getting much of a "seat at the table."
Not that I expect those hopes to pan out anyway, but for it to remain possible they need to spend the next few years electing local candidates, picking up defectors from among "major" party office-holders, and perhaps getting some wins as co-nominators in "fusion" states.
Wordle 946 Hint
Hint: If Santa Claus decides to pursue a second career as a stripper, here's where he'll practice his pole dancing.
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First Letter: N
Saturday, January 20, 2024
New Scooter Stuff ...
New mirrors (not an affiliate link) for the scooter arrived from Amazon on Thursday.
I wouldn't have bothered replacing the mirrors if not for the (described in another post) laying down of the bike that broke one off. But I think I'll like these wider-than-tall ones better than the round ones that came stock. Hopefully I can get the buried bolt shank out of the mount and put these on today.
The new helmet (not an affiliate link) also arrived from Walmart on Thursday:
Wordle 945 Hint
Hint: Today's Wordle is kind of a big deal.
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First Letter: L
Friday, January 19, 2024
Wordle 944 Hint
Hint: A wild one made Chip Taylor's heart sing, but Freddy Mercury couldn't handle a crazy little one called love.
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First Letter: T
Thursday, January 18, 2024
I'm Starting to Envision a Win/Win Here
Maybe I'm Pissing Into the Wind Here ...
Wordle 943 Hint
Hint: Today's Wordle doesn't belong to me, but I grabbed it and ran off with it anyway.
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First Letter: S
Wednesday, January 17, 2024
Kinda weird
An Error I Often See and Occasionally Feel the Need to Correct
Wordle 942 Hint
Hint: As a noun, a place in which to argue one's case for innocence; in verb form, the act of arguing one's case to a prospective mate.
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First Letter: C
Tuesday, January 16, 2024
Probably No Garrison Column Today ...
The Important Part is Still a Possibility
Wordle 941 Hint
Hint: Some people suspect today's Wordle isn't very bright, while others are convinced that it has more fun.
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First Letter: B
Monday, January 15, 2024
A Disclaimer In My Own Defense
Scooter Episode: The One Where Tom is Fine Even After a Massive Wipeout
Wordle 940 Hint
Hint: There Ain't No Such Thing As a Free One.
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First Letter: L
Sunday, January 14, 2024
Oh Me Of Little Faith ...
It's a Balmy 43 Degrees ...
Wordle 939 Hint
Hint: _____ Wordle does not guarantee solving Wordle. Some days it's just "nothing _____."
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First Letter: D
Saturday, January 13, 2024
Wordle 938 Hint
Hint: You don't have to tell me that again. When you said it, I was listening.
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First Letter: H
Friday, January 12, 2024
Election 2024: The First Big Test ...
Wordle 937 Hint
Hint: Get hip to this kindly tip -- get your kicks on the 66th iteration of today's Wordle.
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First Letter: R
Thursday, January 11, 2024
An Even Better Test Than I Had Planned ...
Combo Test / Reward ...
Wordle 936 Hint
Hint: Using today's Wordle, I could make the case that boxer is the plural of amicus.
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First Letter: B
Wednesday, January 10, 2024
Scooter Diagnostics Are Definitely Not My Strong Suit ...
Wordle 935 Hint
Hint: In the past, you might have done today's Wordle in the form of a ball, or of a tantrum.
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First Letter: T
Tuesday, January 09, 2024
One Dog That Does Not Hunt
No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any state, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any state legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any state, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.
The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America. He shall hold his Office .... No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States. ... In Case of the Removal of the President from Office, or of his Death, Resignation, or Inability to discharge the Powers and Duties of the said Office, the Same shall devolve on the Vice President, and the Congress may by Law provide for the Case of Removal, Death, Resignation or Inability, both of the President and Vice President, declaring what Officer shall then act as President, and such Officer shall act accordingly .... Before he enter on the Execution of his Office, he shall take the following Oath or Affirmation:--"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States." ... The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.
Wordle 934 Hint
Hint: Varieties of today's Wordle include (but aren't limited to) air, eye, ocean, and panty.
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First Letter: L
Monday, January 08, 2024
I'll Take "Things I'm Not Really Seeing in the GOP Primaries for $500, Alex"
"Trump World is looking to squash this."
"Alex, what is Nikki Haley's 'momentum?'"
According to 538's latest polling information, Donald Trump is up on Haley by 54 points in North Carolina, 29 points in South Carolina (where Haley used to be governor), and anywhere from 49 points to 52 points nationally. One outlier poll does show her within four points in New Hampshire, but I'm not really buying it.
Now, here's a caveat:
Back in 2016, I assumed that one of several factors in polling inaccuracy was down had to some people not wanting to admit they supported Trump over Hillary Clinton (there were other factors, such as Trump enthusing rural voters who weren't showing up on pollsters' radar screens because 1) they were infrequent voters, and therefore not the "likely" voters pollsters target and 2) the pollsters were still too landline-oriented and not reaching cord-cutters).
This year, as in 2020, I suspect Trump's poll numbers may be slightly inflated by some Republicans not wanting a ration of shit for not supporting him and therefore saying they support him.
But that phenomenon is probably nowhere near the 50% range.
Something YUGE will have to happen for Trump to lose the 2024 GOP presidential nomination. I'm not sure what that YUGE thing might be, but whatever it is, even if it's going to happen it hasn't happened yet.
NFL Week 18 Outcomes and Post-Season Bracket
- Pittsburgh Steelers beat Baltimore Ravens
- Indianapolis Colts beat Houston Texans*
- Cleveland Browns beat Cincinnati Bengals
- Detroit Lions beat Minnesota Vikings
- Jacksonville Jaguars beat Tennessee Titans
- New England Patriots beat New York Jets*
- New Orleans Saints beat Atlanta Falcons
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers beat Carolina Panthers
- Chicago Bears beat Green Bay Packers*
- Denver Broncos beat Las Vegas Raiders*
- Philadelphia Eagles beat New York Giants
- Seattle Seahawks beat Arizona Cardinals
- Kansas City Chiefs beat Los Angeles Chargers
- San Francisco 49ers beat Los Angeles Rams
- Dallas Cowboys beat Washington Commanders
- Miami Dolphins beat Buffalo Bills*?
For the post-season, ESPN's game is a "bracket" setup. This is the supposed link to my own "bracket," and here's the link to the game for those of you who want to participate yourselves.
Wordle 933 Hint
Hint: Today's hint is a video!
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First Letter: F
Sunday, January 07, 2024
Wordle 932 Hint
Hint: Today's Wordle is to the word "street" as the word "rocky" is to the word "road."
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First Letter: S
Saturday, January 06, 2024
Wordle 931 Hint
Hint: A type of car, or a type of television.
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First Letter: C
Friday, January 05, 2024
Interesting Scooter Logic Video
Wordle 930 Hint
Hint: Don't take your time with today's Wordle -- lean into it and reach for it suddenly.
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First Letter: L
Thursday, January 04, 2024
Wordle 929 Hint
Hint: Today's Wordle doesn't quite measure up.
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First Letter: S
Wednesday, January 03, 2024
NFL Week 18 Picks
My NFL picks for this weekend, as posted at ESPN's Pigskin Pick'em site (straight picks, no spreads, etc., and I've created a group for those who would like to play along with me):
- Pittsburgh Steelers beat Baltimore Ravens
- Indianapolis Colts beat Houston Texans*
- Cleveland Browns beat Cincinnati Bengals
- Detroit Lions beat Minnesota Vikings
- Jacksonville Jaguars beat Tennessee Titans
- New England Patriots beat New York Jets*
- New Orleans Saints beat Atlanta Falcons
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers beat Carolina Panthers
- Chicago Bears beat Green Bay Packers*
- Denver Broncos beat Las Vegas Raiders*
- Philadelphia Eagles beat New York Giants
- Seattle Seahawks beat Arizona Cardinals
- Kansas City Chiefs beat Los Angeles Chargers
- San Francisco 49ers beat Los Angeles Rams
- Dallas Cowboys beat Washington Commanders
- Miami Dolphins beat Buffalo Bills*?