Here at KN@PPSTER, there's no such thing as a quick one, but unlike Joe Biden I'm not out of here. All month long, ask me anything in the comments below this post, and I'll answer (in the comments or linked from the comments).
If you truly understood the lengths I go to to bring you these answers, you'd ... well, I don't know what you would do. I'm working with some people who wish to remain anonymous to produce a documentary on my techniques. Teaser clip: