Thursday, July 16, 2009

Troglodyte chic

[U]nlike Meghan [McCain], Jamie [Kirchick] is attractive. This I state as a journalist describing an objective fact since, as a married father of six, my hetero bona fides are beyond reproach. (Ignore that legion of online amateur psychologists shouting "overcompensation!")

Beginning to wonder, Stacy. Beginning to wonder. Lately, everything with you is gay. Gay motors. Neocon cocktail party hijinks as gay date rape. David Brooks gay grope envy. Gay this, gay that, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.

Play the gay card a little, why don'tcha? Every time I drop by lately, I half expect a pop-up window to come up with audio of Molly admonishing me not to open Fibber's closet.

So what's going on here? "Over-compensation?" Blind rage that McCain and Kirchick scooped you on the "Joe the Plumber is a Dumbass" story (if it can be called a "story;" most of us have known that for the better part of a year now)? Just trying to run up the gay-centric ad revenues? Inquiring minds want to know!

There -- how's that for a Full Metal Jacket Reach-Around voucher?

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