This is What True "Trump Derangement Syndrome" Looks Like

Any threat against the president is taken very seriously by the Department

That's an Interior Department spokesperson referring to some stains on some grass marking out the numbers "86" and "47."

If you think "8647" is "a threat against the president," that thing you're doing that you think is thinking isn't. The whole idea isn't just stupid, it's batshit delirious hallucinatory babble.