"In an effort to revive flattening sales and attract new drinkers, Anheuser-Busch is unveiling a new concoction -- a fruity-smelling beer, spiked with caffeine, guarana and ginseng. ... Anheuser-Busch shares fell 28 cents to close at $50.20 on Monday on the New York Stock Exchange."
I can't imagine why. Who comes up with this crazy shit?
Awhile back, I was sitting at Blueberry Hill (Chuck Berry's local haunt) with former Libertarian Party chair Jim Lark (yeah, so I'm name-dropping; sue me). He ordered a Budweiser -- "what beer drinkers drink when they aren't drinking beer."
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