Wednesday, October 13, 2004
A modest suggestion
Suicide cults seem to be going high-tech now. And, as an entrepeneur, I'd like to get in on some of that action. If you'd like to become a member of the Knappster Indexed Suicide Pact Fund, just drop me an email, modify your will to make me your sole heir and off yourself. If it pleases you to wait for some significant astronomical event or religious anniversary, don't feel rushed or anything. Take the time to get your portfolio diversified and in good shape first.