How to Sell Something to a (Likely) Capitol Riot Supporter Without Trying, or Even Knowing You're Doing It

Step One: Set up a Zazzle store.

Step Two: Design a shirt that seems kind of clever at the time, years before January 6, 2021.

Step Three: Get busy with other things, completely forgetting about the shirt, and the store.

Step Four: Get an email notifying you that you finally made a sale (and $1.12 in royalties!).