Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Oh, the humanity!


I did not win a new blog design from Digitally Essential.

Naturally, this development has raised great consternation among my key advisors. The Minister of Haiku committed suicide earlier this evening after submitting a seventeen-syllable apology for his abject and inexcusable failure. The general staff counsels me that Kn@ppster's conquest of the world may be delayed by as much as 24-48 hours due to this development -- possibly longer. We won't know for sure until the extent of the market collapse in Asia occasioned by the defeat becomes clear.

Congratulations to the winners: Sneaky, web_loafer, Ruby and Captain Hops. You've postponed the day of reckoning ... for now.

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