At least give us truth in advertising

Stop calling it "economic stimulus." It isn't.

Call it the "Omnibus PorkFest Appropriations Bill of 2009."

Or the "We Won the Election and Now You're All Going to Pay and Pay and Pay, MWUHAHAHA! Act of 2009."

Or the "Joint Resolution in Favor of Greasing Our Biggest Campaign Contributors' Palms with Taxpayer Money."

Or just refer to it truthfully as "emergency legislation for the purpose of extending the recession and maybe even bringing on a full-blown depression."

But please knock off the "stimulus" hooey. The only thing this idiocy "stimulates" is the highly evolved greed glands that accompany further speciation of bureaucrats and lobbyists away from the human race.