Thursday, October 22, 2026

The Doctors Keep Changing Their Story ...

... and it keeps getting worse.

This morning, I had an 8am appointment with an opthalmologist to determine what needs to be done about a small hole in my left retina.

Four hours later, after multiple rounds of various types of imaging, the answer turned out to be: Nothing. The hole is small enough to not be in any danger of tearing.

BUT!

All that imaging revealed that what eye examiners have been telling me is a "freckle" in my left eye for probably ten years or so is actually a lot bigger than can be seen in a regular eye exam. Big enough that it bears watching at three-month intervals to see if it grows/changes.

Who will be watching it? A specialist in retinal oncology, which is the kind of doctor I really, really, really would rather never have to see.

She seems well-qualified -- MD from the Iran University of Medical Science, opthalmology residency and vitreo-retina surgery fellowship at Tehran University of Medical Science Farabi Eye Hospital, uveitis and ocular immunology fellowship at Massachusetts Eye Research and Surgery Institute, clinical research fellowship at Harvard Medical School -- but the current political environment has me a little scared that politics will interfere with her continued practice here. Remember kids, immigration authoritarianism kills Americans.

NFL Week 7 Picks

But wait, you say, what about Week 6 results? I completely forgot to do that post just now and after four hours of medical stuff today I only feel like doing one post. You can see my very, very, very bad Week 6  (only five right, nine wrong) here if you're interested. Week 7 picks:

  • Chicago Bears beat New England Patriots
  • Pittsburgh Steelers beat New Orleans Saints
  • San Francisco 49ers beat Atlanta Falcons
  • Cleveland Browns beat Tennessee Titans
  • Minnesota Vikings beat Indianapolis Colts
  • New York Jets beat Miami Dolphins
  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers beat Carolina Panthers*
  • Baltimore Ravens beat Cincinnati Bengals*
  • Houston Texans beat New York Giants
  • Denver Broncos beat Arizona Cardinals
  • Detroit Lions beat  Green Bay Packers
  • Las Vegas Raiders beat Los Angeles Rams*
  • Kansas City Chiefs beat Seattle Seahawks
  • Dallas Cowboys beat Philadelphia Eagles
Upset picks are marked with an asterisk. If I change any of my picks, the changes will be made before kickoff and specifically noted in an update to this post. The picks are also recorded at ESPN's Pick'em game.

Wordle 1951 Hint

Hint: Most of do this routinely with our electronic devices; Klaus Schwab wants a more general "great" one.

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First Letter: R

Wednesday, October 21, 2026

Wordle 1950 Hint

Hint: Two of them constitute my opinion, but I'm only offering one for your thoughts.

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First Letter: P

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

Someone Should Tell the Florida GOP ...

... about the Streisand Effect. Per CBS News:

The Republican Party of Florida filed suit on Friday against the Florida Democratic Party, many of its candidates, and a slew of television stations, seeking to stop the airing of a political ad that highlights the leaked grand jury presentment in the Hope Florida scandal.

The scandal, for those not following it:

A grand jury found that several Florida Republican figures conspired to steal $10 million in taxpayer money, route it through a charity operated by the state's first lady, and use it to rig an election. In addition to Casey DeSantis, the conspirators included Ashley Moody (then the state's attorney general, now a US Senator) and James Uthmeier (who is the state's attorney general now, but at the time of the theft operated the PACs that the laundered money went to).

The lawsuit comes after a court "expunged" the grand jury report.

But expungement doesn't change the facts.

The facts being that a grand jury found that several Florida Republican figures conspired to steal $10 million in taxpayer money, route it through a charity operated by the state's first lady, and use it to rig an election.

Not only is the lawsuit frivolous and vexatious on its face, but it will just result in more people noticing that a grand jury found that several Florida Republican figures conspired to steal $10 million in taxpayer money, route it through a charity operated by the state's first lady, and use it to rig an election.

Wordle 1949 Hint

Hint: To take something, with a sort of violent twisting motion.

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First Letter: W

Monday, October 19, 2026

Green Card Holders and Voting

Per The Guardian:

The US Department of Justice has filed criminal charges against 28 green card holders in California accused of fraudulently registering to vote and casting illegal ballots. ... A justice department spokesperson said 21 of the 28 defendants had cast unlawful ballots.

If they did, I have no sympathy for them. US Citizenship and Immigration Services expressly informs green card applicants that "[p]ermanent residents cannot vote in federal, state, or local elections." Do the crime, do the time.

As for registration, given that so many states have "motor voter" laws that may automatically register people who get drivers' licenses, etc., I'd say the criterion for prosecution should be "did this person actually vote or attempt to vote?" It's entirely possible that a green card holder gets a driver's license, gets automatically registered due to government error, and never even notices, let alone tries to use the registration to actually vote.

A lot of the news coverage of such things, including the story linked above, asserts that "[v]oting by noncitizens is extremely rare," and that seems to be the case.

In fact, this set of arrests tends to confirm that. California claims 22 million registered voters. The US Department of Justice has been able to find a whopping 21 alleged non-citizen voters. That's less than 1 in a million registered voters. Have any statewide elections in California ever been decided by one one-millionth of votes cast? Or even by, say, 21 votes?

Wordle 1948 Hint

Hint: With apologies to Mr. Krabs, today's Wordle is "a kind of smelly smell ... the smelly smell that smells ... smelly."

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First Letter: S

Sunday, October 18, 2026

Wordle 1947 Hint

Hint: Decorate, as with baubles, trinkets, ornaments, etc.

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First Letter: A

Saturday, October 17, 2026

Applicable(?) Aphorisms #41

  "Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet." (Buddhism, Thich Nhat Hanh)

True, false, good, bad, useful, not so useful, etc.? Discuss.

My thoughts:

OK, I had to look that one up to figure out what it even means or refers to. Hanh was a Zen master and, Zen being largely connected to meditation, was discussing walking as meditation, and recommending that one walk slowly, attentive to contact with the ground, timing steps with breathing, etc.

I guess I might give that  a try, but usually when walking I'm more of the outward than inward attention type, and that attention is less toward the ground immediately beneath me than to my surroundings (which sometimes results in sprains, etc.). I guess I'm more of a "nature walker" than a "meditation walker." To each their own.

Wordle 1946 Hint

Hint: An embarrassing mistake (usually, in current usage, a spoken one). 

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First Letter: G

Friday, October 16, 2026

Thursday, October 15, 2026

NFL Week 6 Picks

Week six of the 2026 NFL season starts tonight with the Seattle Seahawks vs. the Denver Broncos. My picks:

  • Seattle Seahawks beat Denver Broncos
  • Jacksonville Jaguars beat Houston Texans
  • Chicago Bears beat Atlanta Falcons
  • Baltimore Ravens beat Cleveland Browns
  • Indianapolis Colts beat Tennessee Titans
  • New York Jets beat New England Patriots*
  • New York Giants beat New Orleans Saints
  • Carolina Panthers beat Philadelphia Eagles*
  • Pittsburgh Steelers beat Tampa Bay Buccaneers
  • Los Angeles Rams beat Arizona Cardinals
  • Kansas City Chiefs beat Los Angeles Chargers
  • Las Vegas Raiders beat Buffalo Bills*
  • Dallas Cowboys beat Green Bay Packers*
  • San Francisco 49ers beat Washington Commanders
Upset picks are marked with an asterisk. If I change any of my picks, the changes will be made before kickoff and specifically noted in an update to this post. The picks are also recorded at ESPN's Pick'em game.

Wordle 1944 Hint

Hint: Slow learner (pointy cap optional).

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First Letter: D

Wednesday, October 14, 2026

NFL Week 5 Results

Kind of a boring week -- the Chiefs didn't play at all, and the Jaguars played on the NFL Network, which I don't subscribe to. Any, correct picks in green, incorrect picks in red:

  • Dallas Cowboys beat Tampa Bay Buccaneers
  • Jacksonville Jaguars beat Philadelphia Eagles
  • Houston Texans beat Tennessee Titans
  • Cincinnati Bengals beat Miami Dolphins
  • Las Vegas Raiders beat New England Patriots
  • Minnesota Vikings beat New Orleans Saints
  • Cleveland Browns beat New York Jets
  • Pittsburgh Steelers beat Indianapolis Colts
  • New York Giants beat Washington Commanders
  • Chicago Bears beat Green Bay Packers
  • Denver Broncos beat Los Angeles Chargers
  • Detroit Lions beat Arizona Cardinals
  • San Francisco 49ers beat Seattle Seahawks*
  • Baltimore Ravens beat Atlanta Falcons
  • Los Angeles Rams beat Buffalo Bills*
Nine right, six wrong (although one of the wrongs, Giants v. Commanders, was a tie rather than a defeat for the Giants). Not too terrible. I'm currently 48 right to 30 wrong for the season and in the 89.8th percential among players in ESPN's NFL Pick'em game.

Wordle 1943 Hint

Hint: Shorthand for studies and medical specialties relating to the mind.

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First Letter: P

Tuesday, October 13, 2026

Still Chinese, But Looks More High-Quality Than the Temu "Random Letters Are Our Brand Name" Stuff

With a new, better motorcycle, I'd been planning to buy a new, better air pump. I've had two Temu products (one for each of the old bikes). One shit the bed after about six months; the other has held on, but I can't say I really trust it.

Of course, I kept forgetting that I needed to, you know, actually buy the thing until today when I was watching a FortNine video that is "sponsored" by a "PSA" (about 45 seconds in) advising me to "check my damn tire pressure":


And, of course, the "PSA" recommends a brand and offers promo codes (in the video's description text) for discounts on several models. After looking at reviews (and noticing that Ryan FNine prefers this one) I got $6 off the Fanttik X9 Ace Mini (not an affiliate link, but presumably FortNine will get a taste if you use the promo code).

Because I know the trolls will be chiming in with "why not American?" BS, I looked for an American maker of motorcycle air pumps. There's one -- and their product looks fairly large, seems to rely on manual checking of pressure with a separate tool, and has to be connected to the bike's 12-volt battery. The Ace X9 Mini is compact, runs off its own USB C charged battery, and monitors the pressure itself (you can even tell it what pressure to inflate to and walk away -- it will stop when it hits the correct pressure).

I'm planning, Real Soon Now, to consolidate all my ride tools (inflater, plug kit, wrenches, sockets, etc.) into one kit that I can just move between bikes instead of having three separate, but usually incomplete, sets, one always on each bike.

Wordle 1942 Hint

Hint: If you want to get from one side of today's Wordle to the other, you'll need to think "more broadly."

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First Letter: W

Monday, October 12, 2026

I Guess I'm Riding a Bagger Now

But only when I want to. The Viking Bags 28-Liter Pantheon Saddlebags (not an affiliate link) come with "quick mount/release" hardware, so I can have them off in about 30 seconds (there's an internal lock so no one else can remove them, at least easily).

They arrived this morning, I installed them in 15 minutes or less (as advertised!), and took them on a quick test ride. No unseemly rattling, etc. I stopped mid-ride to snap a picture.




Pretty sweet. I think I'm going to like them, and they'll definitely make long-distance, multi-day trips more practical.

Wordle 1941 Hint

Hint: An Alpine singing method popularized in American country music by Jimmie Rodgers.

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First Letter: Y