Under a new (but probably soon to be overturned) Florida law, social media platforms that aren't owned by Disney risk a fine of $250,000 per day for banning statewide political candidates.
I hereby declare myself (for the fourth time, so you know I'm serious!) a candidate for the vice-presidency of the United States.
My open offer to Facebook, Twitter, MeWe, Minds, et al.:
For only $25,000 a day -- a 90% discount! -- I'm willing to avoid posting content on your platforms that would, per your rules, lead to me being banned.