A "libertarian-leaning Republican" friend of mine asked me the other day what it would take to get me to support US Representative Ted Yoho (R-FL -- 3rd District, where I happen to live) for re-election next year.
I am, for the most part, a yellow dog Libertarian -- I'd vote for a yellow dog before I'd vote for a Republican.
However, I am prepared to be reasonable in this case. My vote can be earned. All congressman Yoho has to do to get my vote is hook me up with an expensive escort and some top shelf liquor.
My terms, Yoho: Ho, and a bottle of rum.