Someday, I will find myself at a party, making small talk with some guy I've never met before but who knows the hosts, and I'll ask him what he does for a living.
"I design packaging," he'll say. "Just as an example, I designed the packages for Shop-n-Save Deli Style Cheeses."
And then I will brain him with the nearest heavy, blunt object.
I've probably spent more time trying to get the goddamn things open than I have eating what's in them.
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