Friday, December 14, 2012

How to Attract Monsters

  1. Find lots and lots of kids.
  2. Force them to assemble in the same place for several hours every weekday, nine months out of every year.
  3. Forbid them, and most or all of the adults around them, to possess and carry the tools to defend their lives.
  4. Put "gun-free zone" signs all around the place so that the monsters know their prospective victims have been assembled and rendered defenseless for them.
  5. When your plan works out as it predictably will, rush out a statement blaming everyone but yourself for the consequences and demanding more of the same. 
Michael Bloomberg et. al are to Adam Lanza as Charles Manson was to Tex Watson. And should be treated accordingly.

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