Bing Chat's Answer to a Question I've Been Asking People for Decades

My Question:

If a tree falls in the middle of the forest and no one is there to hear it, is the squirrel that it falls on and kills wearing a digital watch?

Bing Chat's Answer:

This is a classic philosophical question that has been debated for centuries. The answer depends on how you define "sound." If you define sound as the physical phenomenon of pressure waves traveling through the air, then the tree falling would create sound waves regardless of whether anyone is there to hear it or not. However, if you define sound as the subjective experience of hearing, then no, there would be no sound because there would be no one there to hear it.

As for the squirrel, it's unlikely that it would be wearing a digital watch. Squirrels are not known for their fashion sense or their ability to tell time. However, if it were wearing a digital watch, it would still be killed by the falling tree regardless of its timekeeping abilities.

My traditional answer:

Of course not -- the squirrel was obviously using the shadow of the tree to figure out the time.