There's a Word for This Kind of Thing ...

... and that word is b*llsh*t (yes, we were early Ouya backers, as that was something Liam wanted to spend Christmas money on; no, we haven't received our unit yet).

[Update: Liam informs me that we were not "early backers," as that is a term of art relating to the very first people who threw money at Ouya via Kickstarter; we just "pre-ordered" the console after that first round of financing -- after some developer units had gone out, but before the console went into mass production. This meant that we were supposed to get ours after those "early backers," but, to my understanding, before the thing hit store shelves - TLK]