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Tuesday, April 16, 2013

I've Heard of Some Low-Down Dirty Things ...

... but this one takes the cake, at least for this morning.

A friend of mine attended his daughter's wedding this weekend. A beautiful affair, he says.

When the bride and groom returned to their home after the reception (from the context of the story, I assume they cohabited before the wedding -- NTTAWWT), someone had taken all their electronics.

Planning a burglary for the victims' WEDDING?

I'm normally a restitution kind of guy, but I don't think I could bring myself to condemn them for finding the perpetrator and cutting his nuts off. That would yield Darwinian social benefits, too, I guess.

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