For Once I Agree with Dianne Feinstein

I've never run into a sixth grader who was anywhere near as venal, arrogant, narcissistic or dumb as the Senator from California.

Also, with a sixth grader, you can tell yourself there's at least a chance of cranial-rectal disentanglement. By the time someone reaches Feinstein's age with decades of such a chronic condition, there's presumably been some kind of permanent fusion.