Rosco Purvis Coltrane, George Orwell Edition

North Carolina's law enforcers must be fresh out of murders, rapes, abductions, assaults, armed robberies, burglaries and petty acts of vandalism to investigate -- they're begging for more work:

Sheriffs in North Carolina want access to state computer records identifying anyone with prescriptions for powerful painkillers and other controlled substances. The state sheriff's association pushed the idea Tuesday, saying the move would help them make drug arrests and curb a growing problem of prescription drug abuse.

And people in hell want icewater.

hat tip -- memeorandum